When I heard Fox & Friends had recently gone after SpongeBob I was a bit surprised. Not because they were accusing SpongeBob of teaching kids a one-sided global-warming agenda but because the episode they've repeatedly pointed to originally aired in 2005.
I suggested one of two solutions: that Squidward perform a moving speech to viewers explaining that there is no possible way man-made pollutants could ever effect the environment ever (counter the episode's current plot, fair and balanced) or that Bill O'Reilly be allowed to have the cartoon character on his show for an interview. I personally think the latter would be more entertaining.
This is the first news entry specifically written to coincide with a new comic premiering on the website. Previous news updates have been copied from blurbs I used below them on DeviantArt or Tumblr.